YOU GOTTA CHOKE 'EM TEE

Not subtle, not sweet, and definitely not PG — the You Gotta Choke ‘Em Tee is straight-up old-school garage attitude with a wink and a smirk. A throwback to carb days, cold starts, and the kind of double-meaning humor that built car culture in the first place. The bold back graphic pairs a classic pin-up vibe with a line that’ll make gearheads laugh and outsiders do a double take. Clean up front, chaos in the back, just how we like it. This tee’s for the ones who know what a choke actually is, who’ve flooded an engine at least once, and who don’t need their humor sanitized. Perfect for cruise nights, shop hangs, and anyone who thinks car culture should stay a little wild. If you get it, you get it — if you’re offended, you were never the target anyway.