CAR LIFE TEE

You weren’t sworn into this chaos—you were born in it. Our Car Life Tee is for the unapologetic grease junkies who don’t need permission to live loud. On the front, a clean “Threads by Revheads” logo sits over your heart, because loyalty runs deeper than octane. On the back, it spells it out for every poser in your rearview: “You’re Not Sworn In You’re Born In Car Life.” Available in classic black or moody green, this shirt is soft enough to sleep in but tough enough to survive beer spills, burnout smoke, and your questionable life choices. Wear it like a middle finger to anyone who doesn’t get it.